skaman

A man who loves SKA music and also has extensive knowledge of all things SKA

M: "Is he the Skaman off the radio"
E: "Yeah, he knows everything about the ska scene around here"

by spaces July 12, 2006

Skammin' it

1. To try to get away with doing very little work, whilst looking very busy.

2. To sit in an office all day doing as little as possible, whilst simultaneously pontificating like Jean Paul Sartre on acid, and attempting to be a pseudo cheese eating surrender monkey.

3. To eat large quantities of fast food, have a fondness for solar powered garden gnomes, be a lardy person and come from Essex. Generally to be a 'grown up Frog chav' of very little taste and a proponderance for Burberry Ties (worn to hold up the trousers!).

" Hey King of Zogs, you going to do anything today?"
"No I'm just Skammin' it, might go down the pub for a beer and a gauloise later, if I can bother my left wing, psuedo intellectual arse to do so. Also one might actually need to persuade a patron to buy me a beer as I'm far to tight to buy one myself!"
"Watch out for the feathered rats, they kill anything that doesn't move!"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 12, 2006

skastic

1. since snowboarders 'shred' down the mountain, skiers go 'skastic'
2. awesome

1. i was going skastic down that hill
2. that was so skastic

by briandaman March 8, 2009

Skampin

to actively seek out a good time and or create a positive, non-judgmental environment for all to thrive upon.

Jeremiah:Man he's skampin hard!
Negative Nancy: Yea I'm sick of all his positivity!

Skampin ain't easy, but it sho is fun!

by PrinceCharming12946 October 12, 2013

Skanman3

Online gamer who routinely gets spanked in Xbox live first person shooter gameplay. Despite terrible K/D and years of atrocious first person shooter performance, this individual commonly trash talks all players who happen to end up in the same lobby.

Skanman3: "Omg these kids! Look at the camping!"

by OMG iTz iTaLy June 25, 2017

Skask

Honestly, I don't know what a skask is. Ask Bruno, he can tell you.

"Please move the Skask to C5"

by We gu? February 27, 2023

sasmin

A guy with no friends. He has the most filthy shoes, that were once black but are now green from all the mold. He is a really bad lover as he cheats on everyone he is with. He always has the most highly radioactive banana and he eats dumplings that have a filling of bananas. He spreads the plague to anyone who sees him and forces them to eat his poisonous bananas and banana flavoured apples. His chicken is soggy and filled with banana flavour.

Man, I hate that guy Sasming.

by Poopdoop1232 May 7, 2023