Salsa Fingers

When you finger a girl while she is on her period and you get her blood on your fingers.

Scarlett: I know I'm on my period but I want you to finger me.
Theo: Not a chance, I don't want no salsa fingers!

by em0fish March 26, 2023

Foot Salsa

The act of fucking a girl in the crevise in between her big toe and index toe till you are near climax where you then proceed to take your throbbing cock and give one last painful thrust across her sharp toenails as you bleed and cum all over her foot and make Foot Salsa

Person 1: “I heard you got lucky with Selena last night”
Person 2: “Yeah she loved when I made my Foot Salsa on her”

by Fucky ze Ducky July 14, 2018

Upside down salsa

The female is placed or tied upside down on a ladder or step stool, the male then takes a bottle of hot sauce and inserts it inside of her vagina causing an intense burning sensation as it slowly drips in. The male then punches her multiple times in the ovaries in order to produce a large amount of blood, urine, and infertile eggs to be released mixing with the hot sauce creating an ultimate salsa mixture. The male then either puts his face into the upside down vagina and sucks and slurps out the juices, feeds it to her, or saves it for later to put it on mexican cuisine.

A variation of the Upside down cheesecake, modified with a little extra spice.

Man1: Bruh, I'm facing charges for doing an upside down salsa on this girl.

Man2: Hey, can you stab two nails through my testicles real quick?
Man1: ... No...?

by largescaleterroristattack69420 May 3, 2023

salsa stick

a hispanic cock

Look at those mean hispanic hombres with the massive salsa sticks.

by jim April 30, 2004

Salsa Cock

When you fuck a woman of Mexican origin and your dick smells like salsa afterwards.

I was fucking Maria last night and when I was done I had the biggest salsa cock.

by Flemdaddy February 26, 2011

salsa

The musical way to get a good looking girl's clothes off.

"My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants, my salsa! ...where'd everybody go?" - Eminem

by B'man May 7, 2004

Salsa slit

A derogatory term for a vagina after either a long hot day or a Ph in-balance of the 'knicker fat' in and around the koosal area.

Pedro: "Awww man was munching this bird out and it was well tangy... I was like bitch you need to clean your mushka once in a while"

Crosby: "Naaahhh man there ain't nothing like a Salsa slit, it's delicious."

by Quwark Yohanson. June 7, 2010