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Simple Man

A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.
by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017
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simple ho

As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.

A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”

Vs. a basic bitch

Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.

*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
by Jeb Chim November 16, 2018
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Simplaining

A person who gives reasons for their simping
When John was caught giving a girl his umbrella he had some simplaining to do
by Reyce Morgan October 6, 2020
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simple dimple pop it squish

A 9 year old who wants to be the kid with “the fidgetsand then all you say is “SIMPOLE DIMPOLE POP ITT SQUSHHH” LIKE NO BARBRA
Ok so I have pop it’s and simple dimples also I made a song “SIMPLE DIMPLE POP IT SQUISH” I’m so amazing
by Broomrat <3 February 17, 2022
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i'll make it very simple and clear

man captain marvel sure is getting a lot of "i'll make it very simple and clear "
by Whycantiusethishandle? March 9, 2019
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Simplexity

Referring to an idea, or concept that appears to be simple to understand, yet is very complex in it's true description.
The simplexity of the universe would reveal much more than the eye could ever see.
by Wayne Siegmund November 10, 2008
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simolean

The currency used in the popular "Sims" series of computer games by Maxis / Electronic Arts.

The § symbol is used to define the currency. The § symbol appears in place of $ when typed within the game when using a standard keyboard.

A simolean is presumably made up of 100 'somethings' but I do not believe that the fraction has ever been given a name. Simcent or Simolette perhaps?
That pink flamingo is worth §7 if you buy them in bulk.

Woohoo I just got §564 for a large supreme pizza.
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