Valve Software

A game development company that produced the popular title Half-Life.

See valve.

Dont you hate the fact you have to put an example in?

by NewName August 28, 2004

softwarealy

The Process of changing software in some way.

The program can be removed softwarealy via the add/remove programs list in the Control Panel.

I updated my computer last night, I had to do it softwarealy through my system provider so it took longer.

by DiamondBack25 February 5, 2009

software

programs for your computer

i got some new software to have fun with

by Snoopy To The D-O-double-G February 8, 2004

software engineering

A self grandiose term to describe an industry which actually has no engineering foundations. Often filled with examples of Dunning Kruger, Conway's Law, Narcissism and Elitism.

Software engineers rule the world through software engineering.

by mactel March 12, 2017

Sifting Shaft

To sift a shaft is when a female gently strokes a mans rahter large and monstrous cock, she then begins to create more and more friction in an attempt to catch that sun of a bitches dick on fire. Then he blows a huge load of hot steamy cum all over her face he then grabs her book bag and sifts through her paper work with cum dripping off his large throbbing cock!!!!!

Sifting shaft is something drew will never have to deal with cause he deoesnt have one.

by CarneGrandeSandwhich January 10, 2009

SFTW

"Soft for the Weekend" When the weekend is approaching and your dog becomes physically softer to the touch.

Dude I was just petting Bruce and he was totally SFTW.

by breadmachiene November 27, 2018

Drunk in charge of social software

To be Drunk in charge Of Social Software; to think that it is a good idea to text,email,IM,blog your mates late at night after a surprise drinking session when it probably isn't.

Still I need a button on my mobile phone which says:

'Caution: Drunk in charge of social software. Do you really want to send that text?.. It's 01:30 am and you have just left a pub after a five hour surprise drink up on an empty tummy, are very over-excited and your friend may think you're a bit weird (again)..'

by Ed Mitchell December 24, 2008