2 definitions by breadmachiene

"Soft for the Weekend" When the weekend is approaching and your dog becomes physically softer to the touch.
Dude I was just petting Bruce and he was totally SFTW.
by breadmachiene November 28, 2018
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A girl you only hit up to fuck when the moon is out
Friend: You bringing Danica to my birthday?
Me: Nah, she a moon thot.
by breadmachiene March 18, 2019
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