Shexting

Texting while taking a shit.

Texter 1: I'm bored, what are you doing?

Texter 2: On the toilet..

Texter 1: Err, why?

Texter 2: I love shexting.

by DDFL June 8, 2011

shwetah

1. Please see the existing synonyms:

slut & whore

What the hell is wrong with you?! Why do you sleep around with people like a shwetah?

by usmaan June 12, 2004

Shexting

Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.

I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me

I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends

by titoliston October 24, 2011

shweets

1. pet name for someone you like
2. cute boy - that would be fun to make out with

lets go touring for shweets!

by lookin4shweets March 1, 2011

Playing Shweety

When a cute girl uses her cute little girl voice or body to do somthing cute or funny looking to get her way. In responce the man or boyfriend will say stop playing shweety!

Girl: Pout/ puppy dog face
Man: stop playing shweety

by Jnord08 October 6, 2010

shweta

not a very photogenic girl always, but has her good moments. she is a little crabby sometimes, but when people are accepting of her she grows to be more emotionally mature and reciprocates their good sentiments. she goes cray cray a lot. people try to cheer her up with cat photos. goes insane from drinking coffee, should definitely stick to tea. aspires to be a law librarian. wants to lose 50 pounds one day and this seems impossible sometimes. sometimes wants alexandria's genesis but with olive skin and black hair and blue-violet eyes. loves alexander. fan of the music of red velvet and loves art, reading, and writing. loves himmies and persian cats and pomeranians. likes to blog. has the most loving supportive family who means the world to her. is currently in law school. likes alt rock, punk, ska, binaural beats, classical, and lofi hiphop. loves the sims and date ariane.

shweta is making a vision board to calm herself down.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 9, 2019

Shweet

Indespensable vocabulary. Goes along with dank and solid. I pity the fool that don't use the word 'shweet'

That bitch has a fuckin SHWEET ass!

by RicHARD September 23, 2003