shlumperdink

The phenomenon that occurs when one person tries to pass by you in a hallway or some other narrow passage and you both switch sides to get out of each other's way, therefore defeating the point of changing sides, causing you to switch sides again, however, the other person also got the same idea and tried to switch sides again, causing you to both be caught in the same predicament once again.

Coined by Stephan Pastis in Pearls Before Swine

"I was late for my meeting because I got caught up in a shlumperdink."

by Goatman Gamer March 15, 2023

Shmum

Cum but adding a SHM and taking out the C.

Sean: Hey have you heard?
Jon: heard what?
Sean: Shmums making a comeback.
Jon: Oh? Who’ve you told?
Sean: just you.

by Lagcasist June 8, 2023

Poppy Shlumping

Going around killing mexicans

Hey, wanna go poppy shlumping later tonight? I saw a ton outside 7/11.

by Jakemin April 4, 2019

shlumpadinka

Word created by Oprah Winfrey referring to a woman who dresses as though she has completely given up.

My girlfriend is a shlumpadinka, she wears nothing but sweats

by emilypsmith February 20, 2008

Shrump

(in context to an object) Something that appears to be wrinkled and small, almost microscopic.

"Kermit’s frog dick is shrump”

by TheFallofvelma'slovelife May 15, 2019

Shlum

sch-luhm

adj.
Feeling or experiencing a lack of moisture resulting in a dry yet sticky sensation in the mouth following the inhalation of ganja.

To counter the effects of shlum, a refreshing beverage must be consumed known as a de-shlum.

Rick, pass the Mountain Dew I’m so shlum.

by Vic Lorusso September 29, 2020

bloop shlump

The most dumbest thing anyone can possibly say or perform. Usually refered to the act of one playing with another one's tits of the same gender. Most commonly known as to make one shit themself out of pure astonishment if used in excess. Also known as entertaing one's sick disturbing mind.

Yes you gay ho...it means to fuck with one's tits.

PERSON A: Hey Bob, what is cracking?
PERSON B: Not much. Just walking with my shirt off.
PERSON A: (bloop shlumps PERSON B and runs away laughing and pissing his pants)
PERSON B: (no longer in the situation due to one shitting themself )

by JoeyB. July 6, 2007