sheentistically

sheentistically--(From charlie sheen and statistics) The increasing probability that a person is going to lose their job due to risky, stupid, crazy behavior.

Guy to friend: Dude, two hour lunches in a bar, coming in late in the morning, smoking a joint in the company parking lot and all this other shit is going to get you fired, for real. Man, sheentistically speaking, you're no more than a month away from losing your show.

by Tseten the Mad March 23, 2011

shpants

Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.

Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.

by Claire February 22, 2004

Pulling a shents

Basically not fulfilling on promises or basically being soft and not getting involved

"is he playing sunday ?" "nah he's pulling a shents"

by pullingashents February 12, 2010

spental

To get horribly drunk.
Spastic & Mental Combined.
Usually associated with hard liquor.

I got fucking spental last night.
To get messy drunk.
Usual involves lost memories. Large lapses in coherency.
Loss of bodily function controll.
Spental,is getting so drunk you cannot stand.
Associated with bad behavior, ie taking on the cops.
Starting a bar fight. Setting fire to you mates motorcycle.
Or just being a massive dick when really drunk.

by Moi Persoin September 15, 2007

Spentor

Spentor is the Greek god of dust mites. His powerful cane, when thrust, expels thousands upon thousands of dust mites, hence the phrase "Is that your cane or is it Spentor's cane, Spentor the Greek god of dust mites?"

"Give Spentor some forks or I will be forced to use my cane upon you to make lots of dust mites" - Spentor (talking in third person, as usual)

by Michael Groves March 29, 2005

Shentonize

The act of a man violating a girl not necessarily with her expressed consent.

That girl can barely stand mate, I think I'm going to shentonize tonight.

That girl's hot, I think I'm going to have to shentonize her.

by Astro Afriks December 13, 2007

Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011