shovel ready

Apt description of being prepared to release when necessary a big ol' whopper of an excuse for offending behavior of any sort

After Paul was dumped naked on his parent's lawn and left for dead, he arose secure in the knowledge he was "shovel ready" to explain everything . ..

by sheila in the car April 5, 2009

scum shovel

Public transport used extensivly by the under-privileged

The number 12 (Torry to Northfield) bus in Aberdeen

by Patrick Ewen November 17, 2004

Shovelate

to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel

Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!

by Rand December 28, 2003

shovel snow off the moon

To snort cocaine off of someone's ass. Unless otherwise stated, its usually assumed that the ass belongs to a hooker.

Jimmy wants to go to vegas for his birthday and shovel snow off the moon.

by Matty O December 25, 2007

shoveling white

v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.

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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.

"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

shövenpucker

Shoving super sour candy balls up the anus.

Shövenpucker gives a rush like drugs and alcohol can’t.

by swanhandler220 November 25, 2017

Cunt Shovel

A penis, dick, cock, etc.

She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.

by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016