SMORF

Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart

On band camp:
Ashlie (leaps in) : Spasticated Munticated Old Retarded Fart!!
Emma: Wat a SMORF
Fergus (walks in)
Emma: Geez fergus ur such a friggin SMORF

by Emma tha smorf October 29, 2007

Schmorf

When something/someone sucks - but you want to keep it on the DL

This 8am class is schmorf

by Schmorf September 15, 2016

shorf

shorf means when you sick and tired of life and pissed at everyone around you.

i think you look a bit shorf today

by Lolaturleyxx April 16, 2020

Smorf

An affectionate term for the noun geek, or used as a verb for being geeking / a loser. No relation to the term smorfing

Kayleigh was being a complete smorf in bed with Robbo, when suddenly her period started.

by Devilish-Ash August 11, 2005

Shmorky

God of Flash

OMFG! Shmorky's done it again! We must pay the tribute of Golden Manbabies immediately!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

shmorgenborgen

n. a whole lot of shit

He ordered everything thing on the menu, so lets give him a shmorgenborgen!!!!!

by Le Patron June 11, 2006

Shmurf

A cute girl whose also a homie. A guy would give this nickname to probably the coolest girl he knows, which is a pretty good compliment.

Guy: Shmurf! Whats good?
Girl:Hey dork, let's kick!

by Darnell That Hot Guy April 6, 2009