Megan Shilling

Megan is one of the best people out there. She is an awesome teacher and friend. She is a old grandma that yells at kids a lot. Her favorite kids of all time are Ali, Allison, and Emily they are the best students she has ever had and will ever have. She also likes to eat a lot of candy and drink coffee.

Megan Shilling is one of the best teachers you could ever find in the whole world.

by Alfa May 23, 2016

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Shitting Time

A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.

A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.

by RiverIsland July 13, 2010

rotary-shitting

To eat so much that you have to drop a load and while you are on the toilet you keep eating causeing yourself to have to continuousley take a shit. It is most commonly lnked to depression

CAUTION: Rotary-shitting can lead to obessedy and constipation

When my girlfriend lucy broke up with me I was on the toilet for six hours rotary-shitting

by Kid Cardashian November 8, 2010

Shitting on my dick

Used when somebody else is or may be fucking with you.

Joe: "Bro where's the cheesecake?"
Jamal: "Gone."
Joe: "Are you shitting on my dick?"
Jamal: "No dude."

Doctor: "It appears you have stage 9 cancer and will probably die soon."
Patient: "Seriously?"
Doctor: "Naw just shitting on your dick."

by Yoman1289 May 14, 2011

Are you shitting me

Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.

He punched him in the face.

Are you shitting me!

by werd11111112087277 May 11, 2008

shitting dog

Joke
A young Native American boy asks his mother,"Momma,why do we Indians have such funny names?"
The mother responds,"It is our custom to name a child for the very first thing a mother sees the moment the child is born. Why do you ask,Shitting Dog?"

The young boy was so named because the first thing his mother saw at the moment of his birth was a shitting dog.

by wolfbait51 May 14, 2011