An average North American-designed low quality heavy duty transportation vehicle. A word play crudely satirizing the vehicle model names of GMC and Ford produced trucks.Pretty much any combination of these four words can signify this meaning and be identified as such. Usually exclaimed in frustration. Careful with usage.
Stop drivin around that asstruck and go buy a Nissan.
*car breaks down*
"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."
*car breaks down*
"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."
by Veer January 01, 2005
by DooDoo ShittyBrown April 04, 2022
The Shitfuck rockets are a series of rockets developed during the Kerbal Space Program. (2011-ongoing) Each shitfuck rocket featured it’s own set of abnormal design choices, which was concluded to be the reason for the Shitfuck series to be retired after Shitfuck 32’s launch. The Shitfuck series of rockets was eventually succeeded by the Cumstain series of rockets, which are expected to enter service in early 2023
Kerbal 1: Hey man have you heard of the shitfuck rockets?
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died
Kerbal 2: Yea i heard they all crashed and died
by Kaiser von Shittenfarden VII August 24, 2022
A certain act of anal intercourse while falling out of a plane, in which the reciever has a case of rampant diarrhea, resulting in fecal matter being scattered about, covering his or her partner, any passing-by avian creatures- and in a few minutes time, the Earth below- in the unpleasant substance.
It has never been documented of anyone attempting the actual act, but the phrase is still used to describe situations that are messy, disastrous, confusing, or 'royally fucked up.'
It has never been documented of anyone attempting the actual act, but the phrase is still used to describe situations that are messy, disastrous, confusing, or 'royally fucked up.'
My parents are gonna kill me. I threw this party last night, and now the place is a skyhigh shitfuck.
by nowyouseeme September 07, 2010
Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.
That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
by cornholouos February 17, 2010
a commonly used expression of surprise or anger. most often used in situations where those around are being douches, or during XBL play of a military nature.
by byzantine twister July 02, 2010
Someone that have the gift to make a messy situation even more garbled, in the most of cases taking a personal advantage on it.
Willy is a shitfucker!
He convinced the boss to use his crappy solution to hide performance problems.
Now he has got been promoted and I have to deal with that mess.
He convinced the boss to use his crappy solution to hide performance problems.
Now he has got been promoted and I have to deal with that mess.
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