Shitcicle

When someone has shit their pants and it has froze.

The homeless man was sleeping outside in the subfreezing temperatures. When he woke up, we noticed he was walking funny. We soon realized that he had shit his pants and it had froze, he now has a shitcicle.

by Squirmybean December 3, 2016

Shitcicle

A more festive way of saying shit.

Aw shitcicle! I spilled egg nog all over myself.

by Incoporal August 29, 2017

Shitcock

Noun. A term for the top person in a male homosexual relationship. This term comes from the amount of feces left on the penis.

Dude, when I got done with Harris last night, I was such a shitcock.

by Casimirhusky August 28, 2017

Shitcock

An expression used when someone is very hurt.

Frank put his hand too close to high-voltage electricity.

"Shitcock!"

by AtlanticComputer September 16, 2020

Shitcock

The most sloppy delicious chili dog you will ever have on the west coast

That shitcock hit the spot!

by TheShitcockKing August 3, 2023

shitcookie

The smell in your bathroom after you're finished doing your business when you spray vanilla air freshener that mixes with your number two bodily function

Don't use vanilla air freshener in the bathroom or you are going to experience what a shitcookie smells like or who left the shitcookie bomb in the crapper?

by Malooga December 30, 2023

colonel shitcock

Josh hertel is a pussy bitch

Josh and his ugly girlfriend both agreed he is colonel shitcock

by McPherson Buttz May 12, 2014