"What would you do if your mum turned out to be a Albanian horse named Al Broncho Habsil?"
"I'd shit bricks."
"I'd shit bricks."
by Earl85 April 1, 2008
Get the shit bricks mug.A verb used to emphasize that a large spectacle has happened in the presence of a witness, who then defecated building blocks on the spot.
It is commonly used in the past tense in the following format:
"When (insert), I shat bricks (./!)"
where the (insert) is filled with a noun affecting/completing an action or being affected by a verb and the sentence is ended with either a period or exclamation mark (./!)
It is also utilized as a phrase of exclamation, also in past tense. This clause is preceded by a remark or sentence which could be reformatted into the form above. However, this form is not as prevalent as the abovementioned.
It is commonly used in the past tense in the following format:
"When (insert), I shat bricks (./!)"
where the (insert) is filled with a noun affecting/completing an action or being affected by a verb and the sentence is ended with either a period or exclamation mark (./!)
It is also utilized as a phrase of exclamation, also in past tense. This clause is preceded by a remark or sentence which could be reformatted into the form above. However, this form is not as prevalent as the abovementioned.
Noun affecting or completing an action
"When Bender saw it, he shat bricks."
Noun being affected by an object
"When that guy got hit by that snow plow, I shat bricks!"
Exclamation
"I shat bricks!"
Note: 'To shit bricks' is never used in its infinitive form and is conjugated in any of the twelve tenses
"When Bender saw it, he shat bricks."
Noun being affected by an object
"When that guy got hit by that snow plow, I shat bricks!"
Exclamation
"I shat bricks!"
Note: 'To shit bricks' is never used in its infinitive form and is conjugated in any of the twelve tenses
by FlTr February 10, 2009
Get the to shit bricks mug.Someone that drives in the left-hand lane of a road or highway and drives at least 10 mph under the posted speed limit.
I should have arrived here quicker, but a slow as hell shit-bricker was blocking me the whole way here.
by CasperM March 19, 2011
Get the Shit-Bricker mug.a way to describe a situation so awesome that you could literally shit out a brick and you wouldn't care (too much)
Joe: I got a blowjob from a girl with purple eyes.
Jack: How cool was it when she looked up at you.
Joe: Dude, I could've shit bricks.
Jack: How cool was it when she looked up at you.
Joe: Dude, I could've shit bricks.
by Tobias the Fool March 5, 2009
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by Narragansett2k15 March 17, 2015
Get the Shit bricks mug.somebody so built so poorly they look like they are barely standing
amongst the worst insult for a gymbro
not to be confused with a brick shithouse
amongst the worst insult for a gymbro
not to be confused with a brick shithouse
by avg_width_enjoyer January 3, 2023
Get the shit brickhouse mug.A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"
Example:
Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."
Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."
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