Shitface

A person who is struck by a debilitating case of diarrhea, explosive or otherwise, and has the misfortune of other stomach related ailments. While relieving said diarrhea the individual is overtaken by the sudden urge to vomit and is forced to do so into the already poo contaminated water. Upon contact with the water’s surface the projectile vomit splashes the contents up into the individuals face… they have just been shitfaced.

Dude, I can't go out with you tonight my stomach feels awful, plus I need a shower I just shitfaced myself in the bathroom.

by Alexander High-tower April 27, 2009

Shitfaced

1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.

2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.

1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!

2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!

by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009

Shitface

One whoms face is made of shit and/or is retarded

Your a fuckin shitface!

by BRose420 October 3, 2008

shitfacemofo

A shit faced mother fucker. Drunk Asshole.

After 14 shots, Jake was a shitfacemofo.

by WiseDraco April 3, 2008

shitface

a guy with shit on his face

ahhhh a bird pooped on you, you shitface

by undeadidiot June 8, 2003

shitfaced

beyond drunk, the point when your face scrunches and your squinting hence you look like shit in the face.

Ricky- bro Robby is so shitfaced, Jenny is so not gonna let him smush.

by charlyrogers April 27, 2010

stupid shitface

if you don't know what this means, then you are a stupid shitface.

you are a stupid shitface.

by Soapy5 December 18, 2003