Smell By Date

The date at which food starts smelling bad, thus becoming inedible. This is normally several days after the sell by date.

Husband: Where is the bread?
Wife: I chucked it out, it was well past it's Smell By Date.

by HealthyLiving February 25, 2011

omg im offended by words whut shall i do?

A situation where one cannot, will not, or is not accepting any new words into a given language or vocabulary. Usually this is due to a great misunderstanding, or ignorance of, the meaning of a given word.

Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.

See also: Mom, Teacher

guy 1:"OMG I Pwned that Nub!"

teacher:"What did you say?"

Guy 1:*repeats himself*

Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"

Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"

by FukUall August 5, 2009

Sell the dream, live the nightmare

The mantra of every salesperson alive, they promise the client unachievable results if they just sign on the line. Once the dream is sold, the operations team then needs to unravel the web of deceit sold and "recalibrate" the client's expectations (i.e., the nightmare).

Todd: " How did we lose our biggest client last week?"

Tyler: "It seems once they talked with Operations they realized there was no way they could make that deadline. Another classic example of 'sell the dream, live the nightmare."

by Grant Rampus July 31, 2016

Sell someone down the river

To betray someone completely

Why would you try to sell someone down the river? That someone could accidentally be your grandmother.

by Sexydimma July 1, 2022

National smell pussy day

On May 2, it's national smell pussy day.

Be prepared to smell pussy !

Emily:"Tommy smell this "
Tommy :"smell what "
Emily :"this"
Tommy:"that smells like pussy"
Emily : "ummm don't worry just remember today is national smell pussy day "

by National dayz101 May 25, 2018

you smell like dead memes

The worst insult anyone can ever tell you.

"You ugly, you your daddy's son"
"Well, you smell like dead memes"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by Fresh Timbs July 24, 2018

smell your dick

Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.

Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?

Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??

Dave: Werd...

by phizzle413 March 2, 2009