Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

The Shed

The shed is known as one of the most sacred places on Earth. With many people thinking it's a place to put things that don't belong, yard equipment and much more. But with the smart people thinking it's a place to hangout, and most importantly smoke marijuana. It's a place that is commonly known as a judge free zone and where many people have talking time with the ones who need it.

Logan: Talking time with Logan and you know where at
Weston: Everyone to the shed
Chase: Where y'all going?
Ruble: To the shed man

by Talkingtime February 7, 2020

Ditch Seed

A ditch seed is when you implant the possibility of you ditching while plans are being made with a subtle yet effective 'out'. So when it comes time for those plans to happen or for you to make the decision whether you will participate or not, you can 'harvest' the now mature ditch seed that has grown and ditch with no consequences and the ditched will be understanding.

Friend asks: Hey can you help me move this Saturday?
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)

Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.

by kelcool46 July 15, 2010

german shedder

A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.

"Do you like my new sweater? I knitted it myself with wool from my German Shedder."

by Amperage September 27, 2007

Shed Destroyer

Someone who sneaks into your shed, whether it be morning or night and has hardcore sex to the point where that bitch just demolished your shed.

"We better hit up Lowes and stock up on sheds."

"Why?"

"I heard Sherman is a Shed Destroyer."

Shead Head shed shit

by Official Ginger July 9, 2010

shedboy

A man who runs away from relationships and hides in sheds, owns boats with no engines, and may appear on talk shows with strangely ginger hair. Will argue and bluster on any subject for a hobby regardless of any knowledge of the subject matter.

Oh look, there's shedboy and his shed!

by nibbledbyducks November 19, 2010

Tribal Seeds

A band from San Diego, California that combines reggae, rock and roll, and psychedelics to create some of the best sounding music ever made. It's easy to listen to, relaxing, and anybody can like it. You better check them out or you will regret it.

Friend #1: Hey wanna go see (insert generic screamo band here)

Me: Nah man, I'm going to see Tribal Seeds. Check em out.

Friend #1: (listens) OMG THEY ROCK.

by HBRWC2012 December 26, 2011