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left flanks and lamb shanks

must be exclaimed prior to proceeding in a three-point shot from the left corner of the basketball court.

Left flank refers to the position of the shot taken

Lamb shank refers to the food that is redeemable after the left flank is taken
Watch me hit this left flanks and lamb shanks
by rosspapadakis June 19, 2019
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Shank

(n.; v.)

1. Any crude, sharp weapon created from otherwise non-imposing objects. Screwdrivers, socket wrenches and hammers are not considered "shanks" because (a) they are not homemade, (b) they are not "crude," improvised weapons, (c) tools are inherently dangerous to begin with, and (d) none of them, with the exception of the screwdriver, are sharp objects. Shanks are created by the desperate for the purpose of stabbing, not bludgeoning.

A true shank would be something like:
- A broken piece of glass with a wrapped towel for a handle.
- A broken piece of plexiglass. Prison lunch trays are made of plexiglass, so shattering one might yield a suitable shank.
- A sharpened piece of wood, usually whittled into a stake rather than a shank, but as it is used for stabbing it is considered a shank nonetheless.
- A sharpened piece of scrap metal. Can be pilfered from just about anywhere.

2. A shank is also the U-shaped part of a padlock, or any other narrow-but-essential part of an object.
1. "See this carrot? This carrot's raw. I'm gonna shank you, whiteboy."

2. "I can't lock this damn thing; I think the shank needs oiling."
by Siegfried Zaga May 26, 2005
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Ravi Shankar

A musician and composer from India. The best Sitar player in recorded history and one of the greatest musicians ever.
Western Guy: Whatcha listening to?
Pashtun Guy: Ravi Shankar.
W G: yeah.. I've heard of him, he is the father of Norah Jones right? He plays music too, huh?
Pashtun Guy walks up to Western Guy and beats his brains out with the Sunday Special Issue.
by the_last_vestage_of_truth April 21, 2010
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steve shankster

A name used to call a guy when your scared that he is going to shank you because you made fun of his tight red pants.
"Oh there goes that kid with the red pants.."
"Haha.. yeah.."
"He's gonna shank us for making fun of his pants..>_>"
"Oh god.. Steve Shankster."
by dragon. February 8, 2008
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boom shanka

Means "May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman." Originally from the Young Ones.
"Darling Fascist Bullyboy, Give me some more money, you bastard. May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman, Neil."
by James C October 9, 2004
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shankbat

A miniature baseball bat with cheap cafeteria forks bent around the top to create a formidable weapon.
"Dude, did you shank Frogman with the Shankbat yet?"
by Team Shankbat September 6, 2005
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Shanksgiving

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.
by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017
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