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DILDO SHAGGINS!!! BOOYAH!

(gets analy penatrated)
by Thatguyinyourshed. November 25, 2016
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sagging

wearing ones pants around the hips so that they sag down and bunch up around the ankles. Originally, this was a prison thing that signified that you were another prisoner's property, ie bitch. Punks were forced to wear their pants this way so it would be easier for their masters to pull their pants down and butt-fuck them. Somehow this became a 1990's fashion trend. I learned this from watching a TV special on prison life. The inmate who related the story was an elderly black gentleman who had been sentenced to life in prison and had been there for over fifty years. He marveled how such a mark of shame became a fashion statement. He said that younger inmates don't believe him when he tells them but swears it's the truth. I believed him. I also think they should let him out already, he's like 80 and I don't think he represents a threat to society.
Look at any wanna-be gangster (wankster) How the hell are you supposed to run from cops with your pants around your hips and your shoes unlaced anyway. If any of these little punk-asses actually did anything bad enough to get them thrown in the slammer they would no doubt shortly find out exactly what saggy pants are good for.
by Spanky McSpunk April 15, 2003
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slagging off

A term used to explain when someone is talking behind someone's/your back.
I heard Emily slagging off Connie earlier.
by gryffinhuffleclaw March 8, 2016
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Shaggin Wagon

Pimped out 60's - 80's van usualy comes with a couch, waterbed, strobe lights, lava lamps. Used for the specific purpose of getting laid and/or high.
I love my shaggin wagon. It's McFreakin Pimp.
by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003
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Snagging Pelt

Snagging pelt is a colloquialism for getting some ass aka fucking someone.
1."Grant really snagged some pelt last night"

2. You gonna be snagging pelt tonight
by Grant Murray October 28, 2007
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shigging

shigging (shig-ging) , 1. v. to enter a persons BBQ site with intent of stealing BBQ secrets in an effort to improve one's own BBQ score. 2. v. to position one's self to view the contents of the inside of a fellow competitors BBQ pit when it is opened
Their BBQ team could write a book about shigging other teams recipes and techniques.
by ACrom13 April 7, 2010
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Stagging

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.
I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.
by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011
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