sexpetition

A competition wherein two consenting individuals engage in sexual congress under previously established rules. Both individuals engage in intercourse while trying to avoid breaking the rules and the first person to break the rules must withstand the victors bragging rights and victory dance.

Jim: "Dude what the hell were you doing last night?"

Tim: "Me a Claire had a awesome sexpetition last night, where the first person to make a noise lost, I got pawned when I shouted out my moms name on accident."

Jim: "You're such a fucktoid!"

Tim: "Word."

by William747 October 5, 2007

Sexret

a dirty secret that has to do with any type or form of sexual behavior.

My good friend and I kept a sexret about our special shower.

by Wilde AJ October 30, 2008

sextee

The receiver of a sext message.

OMG, I meant to send my girlfriend a sext message but I misspelled the name and later realized the sextee was actually my mom!

by Batzerto September 29, 2010

sextential

A person's potential to be sexy. Can be someone who "cleans up nice."

"oooh! that theresa has some sextential"

by Kelsie32894083 January 15, 2009

Sexter's Block

The act of receiving a sext, and not having anything sexy or freaky to say back. Alot like writer's block. But worse. Not only does it make the sextee feel awkward because they have nothing to say, it makes the sexter feel awkward also because you get that thought in your mind that maybe you were a little too freaky. Also makes the next face-to-face contact awkward as well. It is very difficult to admit you suffer from sexter's block.

Example 1:
Sexter: "Mmm you like that don't you? Next I'm gonna....."
Sextee: Oh yeah, she's a freak. What to say, "Yeah baby, I like that" No, sounds gay already. Damn sexter's block.

Next Day:
Sexter: "About last night, sorry. I got a little freaky."
Sextee: "Uh no, it's okay. I just uh fell asleep."
Sexter: "Ohh"

Example 2:
Sexter to friend: And then he said his dick likes being hard.

Friend: Poor guy, probably was suffering from sexter's block.

by Sext Master June 18, 2011

Sexternship

A relationship consisting entirely of sex. The partners are sexually exclusive with each other but don't have to be emotionally tied down. A trial period before a relationship. Used to identify if you and your sex partner are compatible.

I think we should try a sexternship before jumping into this relationship.

by tswizzle20 October 6, 2015

sextextuals

sexual text messages

when two people are enagaged in sexual conversations via text messaging. They have established sextextuals as a way of communicating.

Hey can you send me a sextextual tonight.

by Jasmine Albuquerque March 4, 2008