A painful condition that affects winners of reality TV shows past the first season, consisting of not being able to accomplish success of any degree. See American Idol winners, America's Next Top Model, Apprentice, etc.
Person 1: Ouch, Lee DeWyze's debut album only sold 141,000 copies.
Person 2: Sounds like a bad case of Sequential Season Syndrome.
A philosophy that proposes that a person should live for the moment, because when you die, you’re screwed. A big proponent of this was Sartre, Kama Sartre.