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Terms Of Service

This long ass shit that's about the rules and regulations about the shit you're agreeing to and it's like 50 fuckin thousand pages long that no one reads anymore. Yeah it's important but what's more important is clicking the "I Agree" button.
Person: Hmmm..*goes through terms of service*....*Scrolls all the way down to the page*....*Clicks "I Agree"* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by lespritenbanana February 17, 2015
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eye service

working only when the boss is around
by l.a. webb August 22, 2003
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hipster service

When an establishment has staff or labour that projects a sense of aloofness, general unfriendliness, cultural arrogance, a focus on style over quality, shallowness, and general superficial focus. Often seen in bars and cafes where the staff should obviously not be in the service industry due to a lack of friendliness, intelligence, charisma, concern, and ability to actually connect with people and customers.

This happens often in bars where a few hipsters are first hired, and then through the general segregated and rigid nature of hipster culture, only other hipster are hired. Before long, only hipsters work at the establishment and an air of malaise sinks deep into the cultural fabric of the establishment. Leaving a hollow empty feeling that alternatives crowds generally curse the mainstream for. The irony being of course that in the great search for a service sector job and the search to be unique, different, and stylized, the hipster service-members have unknowingly created their own mainstream with similar rules, social conventions, and inability to connect with people.
Person 1: Ou, what a cool bar. Everything LOOKS great, theres even a turntable.
Person 2: Yeah, on the surface it looks fun. That turntable is only playing hip-hop though.

Person 3: This place sucks, I just went to get a pint.

Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: The staff didn't break a smile despite me engaging him, and he couldn't even have a basic conversation even though its dead. Classic hipster service.
by Carl Bostikine Floush November 10, 2017
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79 series

Toyota's 70 series single and double cab landcruisers, over priced, under powered V8 and an interior that's stuck in the 1980's.
A blank canvas to throw 50k plus at if you want a half decent 4wd.
There goes Timmy in he's game changing instagram build of a 79 series thinking about poor life choices again.
by Jdub H-bomb February 10, 2021
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Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series

A long running spoof of the popular game series Yu-Gi-Oh. Started on Youtube. Became a very famous series. It's almost as crazy as Yugi!
Tea- "Friendship is the best thing ever!"
Yugi- "You can shut the hell up once in a while..."
-Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
by yOuArEdEaD March 22, 2011
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postal service

A band created by Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello sending lyrics and rhythms back and forth through mail. Has the most crazy amazing lyrics ever created. Not to be confused with the US Postal Service.
by Ellie April 17, 2004
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service bottom

A submissive that prefers to give sexual offers than receive them.
god, i'm such a service bottom, i LOVE going down on my master.
by soph i doph March 13, 2019
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