Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.
1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
Get the Stand and Servemug. when you are at the highest level of cuntiness and flop. when your pussy holds so much power that the earth shakes
person 1: “omg your outfit is literally serving cunt so hard”
person 2: “omg stop”
person 1: “no seriously i just felt an earthquake”
person 2: “omg that’s so camp”
person 2: “omg stop”
person 1: “no seriously i just felt an earthquake”
person 2: “omg that’s so camp”
by jiafeicupcakke June 15, 2023
Get the serving cuntmug. The wonderful act of cold taking its toll and erecting the female nipple to the extent in which it is fully visible through the shirt.
A females cold nipples.
A very hard set up nipples.
A females cold nipples.
A very hard set up nipples.
by John Scan... July 21, 2006
Get the serving raisonsmug. by X0X0fff August 25, 2016
Get the Serving looksmug. by Jay Wood August 10, 2003
Get the curb servemug. by Nedus June 11, 2006
Get the Soft Servemug. Similar to serving cunt, serving clit takes serving cunt to the next highest level. It’s super pussy power. Bold and brash. And overall extravagantly a slay. Any gender is able to serve and be served clit. It’s a mindset and a lifestyle.
by JPCC August 18, 2023
Get the serving clitmug.