i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

by anonymous October 31, 2020

queen serene

A woman or queen who seems to be totally unstressed.

Roberta seemed to be the queen serene, despite the chaos around her.

by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016

have you seen my new wristwatch

When you are sitting at a table eating with some boring friends, you pull your balls out of the side of your shorts, put your wrist on your thigh, put your balls on top of your wrist, and say to your friends "hey, have you seen my new wristwatch?" Your friends then look and see your balls on your wrist.

Dude, did you see the new episode of Grey's Anatomy? No, but have you seen my new wristwatch?

by Stagmen November 30, 2016

Selena

Selena

Selena is the most incredible, stunning most perfect girlfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see her face to face. She is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though she says she isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.

Her smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched her heart, she would do absolutely anything to make you happy.

If you're ever lucky enough to get a girl like Selena, never ever let her go, and treat her well, because she will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.

One day, she will make an amazing mother and a brilliant wife. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.

Seeing her is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing her would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat her right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HER SIDE!

#beautiful #kind #perfect #amazing #girlfriend #wife #amazing

I think I found the perfect one, Selena.

Andy: Selena looks amazing

Dan: Ik and I've got her for every second of my life :)

by TheLuckiestGuyInTheWorld! February 27, 2019

Serenderpity

When you derp on something you weren't expecting to derp on.

RandomUser: I logged into chat and serenderpity surrounded me.

by aliaz October 17, 2011

Serenity

Serenity is a loving, funny and caring person. When she's in love, she loves hard. She will take you back even she you hurt me. She puts people over herself. Hardworking and smart asl. She doesn't cry but when she does it's a streams that creates oceans. She loud and will do her best to make you the best person possible. She sees beauty in everything but herself. But she's an amazing person to be in a relationship with. She'll give you her mind, body and soul even when you don't deserve it. Irreplaceable and hard to come by. Don't give up her because she won't give up on you. She finds light in the darkest things. She's the one you want to take home to the family. Athletic and always smiling. Serenity is not a common name and not a common person so hold on to her.

"Serenity is the whole package"
"Damn she looks good"

by peoplematter March 13, 2017

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.

The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.

by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020