Simper Saiyan

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.

Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.

by Try-Hard-Mode May 24, 2021

Simpery

The act of being a simp

John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

semprini

The last name of composer Alberto Semprini. Used by the show Monty Python's Flying Circus as a vulgar word that would not be said ever again on the program. Although the composer has been all but forgotten, the word is now easily recognizable by fans of Monty Python.

"I use a body rub called SEMPRINI"
-Monty PYthon's Flying Circus

by Evilspyperson June 11, 2006

Simpers

Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.

Michael: Oh dude look, there are some very nice girls

Paolo: Damn yes

Michael: We are such Simpers

by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020

shit fart seperator

The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.

Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs

by concrete lab October 17, 2008

Simper Fi

faithfully a simp. Based on Semper Fi (the motto of the US Marine Corps) which means "always faithful".

I just joined the Simp Nation by paying for Belle Delphine's OnlyFans. Simper Fi!

by XDaDePsak June 22, 2020

sexpert

The expert on everything sexual, or having to do with sex.

boy 1: who can ask about sex?
boy 2: ask John, he's a sexpert!

by csexpert November 12, 2010