SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life)

Seinfeld In Real Life is a news story or any other real life event that mirrors something that happened in an episode of Seinfeld.

Hey, did you see that SIRL (Seinfeld In Real Life) article this morning? Some marine bio dudes found a dead whale in Seattle with trash inside, including a golf ball!

Was it a titleist?

by dead777 April 20, 2010

seinfeld moment

A situation involving a meaningless discussion between two or more people that leads nowhere or to nothing.

Bobby: What are you doing on the weekend?
Jamie: I got married 10 years ago.
Bobby: What's that got to do with what I asked?
3rd person: Here comes a Seinfeld moment.

by Reddot1975 May 1, 2009

seinfeld around

verb- to say something without actually coming out and saying it. The seinfeld bet episode depicted the four characters making a bet to see who could go the longest without masturbating; the topic was discussed multiple times, although the words "masturbate" or "masturbation" were not used in the entire episode.

I'll have to seinfeld around the topic at hand when I recount this story to him. I hope he can figure out what I'm trying to say.

by tiffypoole March 19, 2006

Seinfeld Tragedy

A slight mistake or mishap that ends up costing you everything.

"I was at a restaurant and accidentally bumped into a guy eating his dinner. I apologized and I thought everything was alright. The guy turned out to be the president of the company I work for. The next day I was fired. It was a real seinfeld tragedy."

by rickmcclure August 16, 2014

swingfield

Also known as the Field of Goodness or Field. Town located in the hottest spot of Northern VA. Anyone originating, living or residing here may consider themselves one of the few, the proud, the fielders.

"yo dawg, you peeped those fly ass bitches, elge or mcslutskey up in 22152?"
"shit son, you mean those hot pieces of ass from swingfield?"
"shizzle, bizzle, nizzle; TRUE! God Bless that Swingfield!"

by LJ July 2, 2003

Jerry Seinfeld

He's a funny dude. =)

Jerry Seinfeld is the most hilarious man ever to walk the face of the earth!

by ***_S_*** July 28, 2008

Jerry Seinfeld

One of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time. He has a discinctive, highly observational, comedic style. Uses little to no profanity in his act, unlike most other stand-up comedians.

Starred in his own wildly popular TV sitcom, Seinfeld, which ran for nine seasons (1989-1998).

Jerry Seinfeld is a comedic genius.

by Wong Bong August 24, 2009