External secant segment

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

by external secant segment November 3, 2018

Tyler Seguin

An absolute sex god. Clearly the most attractive member of the Bruins. #2 Round Draft Pick

Madison: Did you see Tyler Seguin with the Stanley Cup last night?
Christine: Of course I did! He's the only reason I watch hockey. I'm going to marry him someday.

by jkl0lnaht June 16, 2011

Pro'Sequence

Pro'Sequence

1. A pleasant result or effect of some previous occurrence

2. A following of one good thing after another; Succession.

You shall embrace the Pro'Sequences.

by Azartic December 27, 2010

The Sequel

A synonym for the New Testament, which is the sequel to the Old Testament.

Wendy: Have you read the Old Testament?
Jimmy: Nah, but I did read The Sequel which was mildly entertaining...

by Etan Ilfeld March 22, 2009

to segev

To instantly turn something funny/cool to annoying.

Guy 1:"Hey Segev what is your first name?"
Segev:"it's Segev SSSEGEV"
Guy 1:"thanks for segeving this.."
Segev:"thanks i like to segev funny things"

by littlePants71 May 17, 2018

segura

is the most hard working and the most fun to be with

omg u can tell that is a segura they are very funny

by anonymous October 5, 2020

segrehatin

People that don't like interracial relationships.

Why do they be segrehatin on our relationship? Jim Crow is over!

by dreamher May 2, 2005