attention seeking slut

A.S.S. = attention seeking slut.

A girl who's both slutty and... an ass.

Girl #1: Mary is such an attention seeking slut.
Girl #2: You mean A.S.S.?

by INeedAMEDIC July 9, 2011

Seekinomics

The act of letting something work itself out. Not worrying about anything and going with the flow.

Guy 1 - Have you booked your plan ticket yet?
Guy 2 - No.
Guy 1 - When are you going to?
Guy 2 - Soon. Don't worry, it will work itself out.
Guy 1 - Great you are using Seekinomics.

by Economics King March 11, 2013

Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

Heat-seeking lecture

When you think you've avoided a lengthy reprimand by changing the subject, only to find yourself back in the crosshairs a few minutes later.

"My wife was about to drill me again about screwing up the laundry, when I deftly sidestepped it by blaming our daughter. But she nailed me with a heat-seeking lecture a minute later."

by Calgary Slim January 14, 2009

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

plug seeking

The often desperate plight of the smartphone user. Said users are always looking for another hit of electricity to sustain the user's ever-increasing demand for power to support 3G and other intensive battery-draining device activities. Plug seekers can often be identified publicly in airports, coffeehouses or sitting along the walls of conference sessions.

A: Why is Barbara sitting all alone in the corner? Is she being anti-social today?
B: Nah -- she's plug seeking, and it's the only place she could find an open outlet. Another half-hour and she'll be forcibly powered down. Then you'll see anti-social.

by Matthew Lake February 26, 2010

Praise seeking

Not the same as attention seeking, a praise seeking person isn't needy with attention. A praise seeking person is needy with compliments. A praise seeking person needs a compliment every 30 seconds or they think they longer exist.

If you got 50 compliments already that day from 50 different guys, you don't need another one. You could take one or two and make those last the rest of the day. If you needed 50 compliments today, you'll need at least 50 tomorrow, and you'll be just as praise seeking.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2019