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Scheiße

A German cuss word meaning shit.
Also used to express astonishment.
by Snoo October 1, 2005
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scheibe

A cool ass last name- German based. But when spelled with the German B, means shit.
"That dude must be a scheibe"
by Ameei January 22, 2014
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DJ Sechrist

A cool guy whos head looks like ann egg. His real name is Donald. He is dating Kristie Maxi who gives hom no poonanny (see pussy). He is a good guy with a dry dick.
DJ Sechrist gets no pussy.
by Bob Daubert January 20, 2004
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scheide

The German translation of our word "vagina"
"ich bin nicht homosexual, weil ich scheide mag."
--I am not gay, because I like vagina.
by Lewis_JJ May 5, 2009
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Scheisser

German in origin.

Scheisser = to shit, shit. Pronounced: shy-zer.

1.) Can be used to express upset or shock.

2.) A sexual perversion first recorded by the Russians, later made famous by the Germans. It is the act of taking a dump on someone, for the sole purpose of the recipient eating the shit.

In a usual case of a "Scheisser" a male takes a dump on a female, with the female smacking her mouth and lips in an anticipitory manner, to show her appreciation of the "gift". The man then takes a position approximatly 6 to 8 inches above the females' mouth, and proceeds to shit into the awaiting mouth.

The female then proceeds to eat the shit in front of her partner. Sometimes smearing across the face and lips will occur, and and offering is made to the person who gave the shit.

This is only true for solid shit. It is not the same for non-solid.

They similar to a Clevland steamer and Boston steamer, but with the exception being that the person being dumped on is required to eat it.
1.) Can be used in an exasperated tone Oh Scheisser! which means Oh shit.

2.) "Essen mein Scheisser!" "Okey - dokey!" Trans. "Eat my shit!", "Okey dokey!"

From South Park's movie, "Bigger, Longer and Uncut" The scene where it is discovered that Cartman's mom is a German Scheisser star.
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Sechi

The art of gettin yout balls stuck in your zipper
Ambulence officer: what happen to this one

Nurse: we got another Sechi, its the third one this week
by Sechi89 March 25, 2009
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scheisse

German for "Shit"..............
Es Schmeckt Wie Scheisse! Luder!
by Elixir May 13, 2005
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