scruncher

Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.

Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O

by Delta2echo September 18, 2010

Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010

scrunchie

It could be used as a hair accessory, or as an bracelet. Sometimes a girl will give it to someone special such as her boyfriend or so to indicate that they are dating or he’s taken.

Aw man that cute boy has a scrunchie on, must be from his girlfriend.

by Marleen xc August 14, 2019

scunnered

Scots word meaning meaning to be disgusted, bored or simply fed up

Look at the face on him! He's well scunnered.

by mjv December 25, 2005

scunner

Someone who'd gi'e ye the pip!

He's a right scunner!

by tenmil March 25, 2017

Scrunchie for hoodie

September 20th is national trade a boy your scrunchie for his hoodie day.

Girl: has scrunchie

Boy: has sweatshirt
Both: trade
Scrunchie for hoodie

by Thomasthetrainboi September 19, 2019

Scunter

An ugly or repulsive woman

here mate your missus is a right scunter

by Geordie boy Luton October 14, 2003