Brain Scrambler

When you penetrate someone's ear with you wang and it goes out the other side, and that leaves the victim cross-eyed.

Stacy has to permanently look at her nose since I gave her a Brain Scrambler.

by Butch Setiah October 14, 2004

Scrambler

An attractive individual that interrupts a person’s train of thought, speech, and/or movement when noticed.

- Level 1: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention, but with no noticeable interruption to thought, speech, and/or movement.
- Level 2: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are momentarily interrupted. The victim is ultimately able to return to the previous state.
- Level 3: The scrambler catches the victim’s attention. Thought, speech, and/or movement are permanently interrupted. The victim is not able to return to the previous state.

Chad was hit by a Level 3 Scrambler in the break room and completely forgot what we were talking about.

by N_00 August 18, 2015

morning scrambler

The act of defecating on someone's George Foreman Grill for them to find in horror.

The girl was a fucking bitch, so I made her a morning scrambler, it'll be a breakfast she'll never forget!

by TeamPrank September 14, 2009

greek scramble

An exhibition sport played in ancient Greece where a sizeable mound of athletic men would writhe around naked and on top of each other, whilst being drizzled with extra virgin olive oil.

It was a regular greek scramble at work the other day.

by grahzny August 26, 2006

Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation

A secret recipe of scrambled eggs, that was originally only for select memebers of the vatican. (the same one refered to in the book/movie The Da Vinci Code in scene 34B where tom cooks eggs for his soon to be x wife and children)

tom sure knows how to cook those eggs. he must have used a recipe from the Secret Recipe of Scrambled Eggs Foundation!

by oli1703 December 27, 2008

Denny's Scrambler

The Denny's Scrambler is a sexual act where a man cracks an egg into a woman's vagina and then uses his penis to whip, or beat, the egg.

I had a leftover egg from breakfast so I gave her a Denny's Scrambler.

by BJMarch58 June 10, 2010

scrambled egg

Upon ejaculating on a woman's breasts or stomach, the gentleman proceeds to whisk the pool of semen with his penis. Best results occur when both the woman and the penis are kept in constant motion to help create smaller and softer curds.

After she received the scrambled egg treatment, she had to take a shower.

by Internet Warlord April 29, 2008