smutzler

one who is stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol,intentional damaging events involving automobiles,someone who smokes marijuana habitually.

"Yo man ,you got my 1/8th?-Nah bro, I havent seen Smutzler yet"

"What happened to that Audi? The rear fender is crushed in?-I dunno man,looks like a smutzler got to it though"

by Yea Boi July 16, 2008

Shmutzka

The grey/brown film that collects in the drains of industrial dishwasher from the food.

I had to clean the shitty smelling shmutzka out of the dish washer cuz my boss is a kniving whore

by albinofluff December 25, 2011

schutz swaffel

Getting slapped in your face by some german dick. Very popular in Germany in the Second World War.

Did you see that guy returning from Germany after his holiday, he got totally schutz swaffeled against his kopf, it wasnt even ganz geil any more.

Zwei bratwurst. Ein kopf. Schutz Swaffel Zeit!

by JonkoXL July 30, 2013

Shmutzy

The residue left on your glasses after a man cums on a woman's face.

My Dunkin Doughnuts napkin in my center council is ineffective when trying to wipe the shmutzy off my sunglasses.

by Grab the Bull by its horns July 19, 2016

schutzzwerg

A german word for a midget trying to look cool while yielding a sword double the size of the midget.

Yo, that Schutzzwerg looks reel swaggy

by Kaiser Maximilian XI February 19, 2017

Schutzzwerg

German word for "Protector Dwarf"/"Protector Midget"; describes a small person who is hired to protect others because of their heigth, hence their invisibility for enemies. They are oftentimes nice persons, but can be a bit off at times.

Hai is a Schutzzwerg, although he cant really protect me. He's the Schutzzwerg of my heart.

by Schutzzwerglover February 27, 2017

smutzbugging

To sit around and do absolutely nothing. May watch tv and eat large amounts of junk food while in this state of being.

The teachers enjoy smutzbugging while on Christmas break.

by Smutzbugger January 1, 2018