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smutzler 

one who is stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol,intentional damaging events involving automobiles,someone who smokes marijuana habitually.
"Yo man ,you got my 1/8th?-Nah bro, I havent seen Smutzler yet"

"What happened to that Audi? The rear fender is crushed in?-I dunno man,looks like a smutzler got to it though"
smutzler by Yea Boi July 16, 2008
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A person that is the complete definition of bottom, who's mere existence is the evidence providing the necessary proof. They are commonly known to be 'trying' to proof how much of a top they are, though everyone knows it was and always will be a false claim. They also have a lot of kinks and deep throat a lot of things. (E.x: Trees, Hairbrushes, Toothpaste tube).

But everyone sill loves that bottom of a person in their own way.
Smutler is trying to be a top again.

What did smutler deep throat this time?
smutler by SmutlerIsABottom100% August 21, 2020
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Someone of grand stature. Stays in the background not usually center of attention, artistic, sarcastic, very sexual.
With a name like Smutzer, you know it has to be good
Smutzer by 01000111s June 8, 2011

smutzerella stick 

A very attractive girl that you want to cover in sauce
Have you seen the new neighbor ? What a smutzerella stick
smutzerella stick by Big erl December 11, 2023
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