kyle schultz

the best guy in the world. he watches heroes and has long talks about to his friend.
-i'd hit it

kyle schultz watches heroes and it's amazing!

by peachmanosalsa September 28, 2009

Schisty

To be inconsiderate or to take something without approval.

"Max, you are one schisty son of a b*tch!"
"You totally schisted my tattoo!"

by Gunslinger May 24, 2006

Schuett

Another word for a cum rag

Bill: Damnit Derek, you are the worst roommate I have ever had. Every damn day I come home the trash is full of your schuetts. It makes our dorm reek of a mixture of ammonia and dry spinach

Derek: Sorry man, I haven't had much luck with the whole "finding women" thing...

by speedomannohomo December 23, 2011

Joe Schultzing

1) When you lead a girl on but for whatever reason, good or bad, completely cut off all communication with that girl.

2) Not answering in the group chat until 10-15 minutes before the plans are about to happen.

1) Yo im not into Bianca anymore i think im gonna pull a Joe Schultz.
2) Dude you gotta stop being a Joe Schultzing in the gc man.

by Makeouthill April 20, 2017

schultzed

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.

Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.

by Laser layton October 7, 2014

Schufted

When someone gets dominated or otherwise destroyed.

HAag! You just got schufted!

by Theschufter July 31, 2016

Schultzing

Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.

Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.

by forging ahead March 29, 2017