Schlumpra

Schlumpra is a word in a german dialekt.
There are some villages in the alps who still use the word but not many.

It basicly means liquid shit.

You use it to calm somebody down and offend him.

Mel: I will kill you!
Luke: I will put the Schlumpra back in your booty

by I will di helfen November 18, 2018

Schlump

To break something/someone very bad.

*gets killed in fortnite*
"GET FUCKING SCHLUMPED KID"

by nut button March 13, 2019

Shulump

The moment in time when a person hits their big toe against an object at rest and it falls on top of their toe.

Danny walking in the middle of the night in his home, when he suddenly hits his big toe against his table. Then the book reacts on top of the table and goes shulump on his big toe.

by ET23 May 5, 2019

Schlumped

When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.

Bruh. He’s perfect. I’m schlumped.

by simpinsadgirl September 9, 2019

Schlump

Schlump: The action of being heavily leaned over in a chair to the point where your head is almost the same level as your legs.

Guy 1: Look at him, hes passed out. We should help him.
Guy 2: This man is SCHLUMP.

by LightningMqQueen April 15, 2020

Schlump

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

Schlumpkin

In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.

You’re washing the sheets again?

Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.

by MWSbro August 12, 2021