drink like a schneff

when a very goofy guy drinks a lot and become aggressive with children.

- Let me drink this full bottle of absinthe, i am horny bro...

- no, you will rape again !

- you know i drink like a schneff motherfucker !!!

by vengabus August 22, 2008

phone schluff

Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.

Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session

As he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff -- he was soon fast asleep.

by Jopher714 March 28, 2010

schnufti

A pillow-like object that is meant for putting children to sleep.

We forgot Alex's schufti at home so we had to drive all the way back from France to Germany.

by Matthew Gaddis March 14, 2005

Shnuff

Warm Teenage Sperm

Jeez, that girl love eating a side of shnuff when she gets her salad tossed.

by Kahubaboobalin January 9, 2011

shnuff

shit and stuff put together, so it doesnt sound so vulgar

waz hapn'n breas what you up too
Shnuff brus you know chillin

by Carlos September 6, 2004

Schnufferwalling

An act committed by restaurant proprieters whereby they squeeze every unit of cash from their customers as possible. Italian restaurants are well-known for this money-making trick, and charge extra for use of plates, cutlery, napkins, etc.

"Darling, I think we've been scnufferwalled..."

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

schtuffy

the kool, caitlin way of saying stuffy.

excuse me, but my nose is schtuffy.

by it'sme September 14, 2006