Schnitzelshnoof

A small town in Europe somewhere, possibly in Germany, its a town of only 40 people and a few cows, also referred to as a village because the children of the village like to gather round the elders and tell stories of the old times. If you say your from Schnitzelshnoof basically your telling them you're from there because you are sick of people asking you where you are from, and they then say that they have been to the airport or they know someone from there and you really dont give a shit and wish they'd stop staring at your tits...

Guy 1: Hey thats a nice accent where are you from?
Schnitzelshnoofian: You dont know it...

Guy 1: Betchya I do...
Schnitzelshnoofian: I'm from Schnitzelshnoof...
Guy 1: oh... ok...

by Schnitzelshnoofian president February 10, 2010

Schnitzelfrap

The world's worst pro clubs player.

Schnitzelfrap come on Pro Clubs innit.

by Eusmallio February 28, 2022

A Schnitzel

When you feel extremely strong or tough like Arnold Schwarzenegger

A: Dude I just did an insane workout and I feel like a schnitzel!

B: What’s a schnitzel?
A: You know, the body builder? Arnold Schwarzenegger! I feel like him! I feel like a schnitzel!

by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021

schnitzel

German meat cutlet
(Wiener Schnitzel, not to be confused with the chain wienerschnitzel, which amazing :D)

great for screaming as a curse word.

-Hey man, you've got ketchup on your shirt!
-Oh schnitzel!

by liana w. April 15, 2008

for schnitzel my nozzle

the microsoft editor acceptable version of fo' schizzle my nizzle hahaha, or as some people would call it, the white version.

type fo schizzle my nizzle into microsoft word and when the red lines come up or u do word check itll give u for schnitzel my nozzle

by Anna March 21, 2004

Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.

Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

by Garage Dweller1 September 30, 2009

Schnitzel

Pronounced (shneet-zil)
An alternative to s**t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the Germans and Austrians will be confused..

1.*police sirens

Yells, "SCHNITZEL"

2. *at restaurant

Wrong order, "Schnitzel'

Waiter, "Sorry, we don't serve that here, however there's this nice German eatery down the road"

*Face palm

by TjEnkins4548 October 29, 2011