Schmullfer

A very stupid, to the point of retardation, man who unexplainably managed to get a girlfriend.Schmullfers typically are also very unattractive and have a lot of knob cheese.

My brother Jem is such a Schmullfer!

by Massive Deek July 3, 2025

shmullin'

1)The art of fucking off at work. 2)To play Sheepshead and only pick the blind with a no-brainer for a hand.

by Jabber September 14, 2003

schmulk

A Nose that is long and somewhat tubular or cubic in shape.

"His Schmulk was very noticeable."

by Richy101 May 19, 2007

Schnüll

<v.> Over-tenderizing

Dude #1: Holy shit, man! I totally schnülled my dick.

Dude #2: Fuck, that's gotta' hurt!

by SloppyJonesMaster September 15, 2009

schmellon

10/3. equals schmellon. schmellon*2. equals sixtynine. schmellon is the dankest # ever.

a: oh hey, what's up man?
b: oh not much, doing my math homework.

a: what problem?
b: schmellon.

by thaashit November 14, 2009

shmullet

She mullet. When the top layer of a girl's hair is significantly longer than the bottom layer.

I went to get my hair cut and told the hair dresser I was trying to grow my hair out and she gave me a shmullet!!! Now I look like a hair band groupie.

by Vinnie248 November 11, 2009

schmudlach

the wisconsin deffintion of a tractor's mudflap

the farmer had to clean his schmudlach in order to get the tractor moving.

by 2BSTB February 4, 2010