schmaged

To have sex in the basement, while your friend watches tv with your mom.

Last Friday we Schmaged; Ben had a great time.

by Depauwty69 December 20, 2015

Schmagelborfer

Unused curse word when you're around children or etc

Holy Schmagelborfer!! That hurt!

by JabroniAlmighty September 1, 2018

Schmittied

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.

Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing

by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021

Schmitties

Big Melons. Big Jugs. Big Mamas.

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 28, 2021

Schmitle

A small argument with no overwhelming effect.

Schmitle:
Hey u smell funny
Fuck u baghahah

by Schmitle.me.this March 24, 2022

Schmitler

A not very nice guy who is tring to immitate "TheBadGermanGuyFromWW2" without getting banned.

Mr. Schmitler tried to convince the police that his name was totally legit.

by OperatorRet July 23, 2022

Shitayee Schmidtayee

Where she shaves your head bald the proceedes to put her ass in your bald head and poop all over your bald head

She gave me the best Shitayee Schmidtayeee; it was better than the one on Schitt’s Creek.

by Priamo compres September 16, 2021