schmiegel

When someone acts in a selfish manner as if they are working on their "me goal" and is not considerate of others.

Sawa: Deb left me a voice message, rambling on and on about who knows what. I told her so many times that my Welsh lover Daniel was coming to NYC for the week and I think she totally forgot.
Kwistin: What a schmiegel! She doesn't get it.

by Kwistin September 25, 2005

schmig

A schmig a person who does schmigly things, for example mowing there lawn backwards, eating there pizza from the crust inwards.

Person one: OMG HARRIETS SUCH A SCHMIG!
Person two: I know! i saw her walking in and out a door 4 times before she walked in.

by akamini May 27, 2008

schmiege

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

by 703 amxs January 31, 2008

Shmiggle

A very small and cute dog that looks like a gremlin

“What does your dog look like?”
“She’s kind of a shmiggle”

by MonumentalBruh February 6, 2020

schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?

a cool/unique way of asking what's up

John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)

by iamsosmrtiamsosmrt September 1, 2009

schmigginzed

This happens once you can no longer feel any of your toes because your 90 beers down and have also hit a single blinker.

“Where’d my toes go”
“Definitely schmigginzed

by Randal Matrian May 25, 2023

Schmidgall

1) A family of funloving people

2) An insult for having to much crap.

Wow thats a pretty schmidgall yard.

by KRS11 August 2, 2008