scheizer

Dude shitting on a chick and her liking it.

He banged her but she didnt cum till he scheizered on her

by KaiRedJess February 12, 2005

Schmender

The number of years a person self-identfies with, especially when considered with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological age.

My friend Brian's age is 21 but his schmender identity is 78.

by Definition king 009 December 22, 2022

schmeerd

A gay person who has a fetish for peanut butter.

That guy is so weird, I wonder what it would be like to be a schmeerd.

by wa1kingdicti0narylmao February 4, 2016

schmeller

The skinniest excuse for a disease on the face of the planet. Looking at (or should I say through?) him is painful to say the least. If you have any dignitiy or self respect I highly reccomend staying as far away from this individual as possible.

Hey, look at that ugly person, I think its dave schmeller!

by Marshall November 1, 2004

SCHMELTZER

One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.

He missed that shot,He's a Schmeltzer

by milky2x February 12, 2010

schmemerfaceted

To drink an inmense amount of alcohol to the point that you are "shit faced" and cannot remember what happened while intoxicated. (past tense form)

"did you sleep with that girl last night?"
"I don't know, i was schmemerfaceted"

by Mauricio Ordaz January 9, 2008

Schlender

noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.

Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up

by thelonelyisland1992 May 2, 2011