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schlumph

To sleep.

It can also be used as an adjective "schlumphy" to describe the feeling of being extremely tired or sleepy.

Can alternatively be spelled schlümph, using the German umlaut above the <u>.

Origin: A malapropism formed accidentally in a moment of extreme tiredness, by an American, combing the German word for sleep "schlafen" with the German word for a Smurf, "schlumpf".
"I need to schlumph before the party."

"No, I can't go out; I'm way too schlümphy to drive."

"Sorry I missed your call; I was schlümphing."
by xy&...z February 3, 2010
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Schlibibble

you're eating something on the couch at 3am and your friend says "let me have some." you say "no." he says "just a schlibibble." you roll your eyes "ok, just a schlibibble"

also works well with a sad puppy face, "schlibibble...please?"
by KateyKate September 7, 2010
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Schleub

To hoodwink or otherwise get the best of another person...To effectively carry out a prank.
Wow, do you think I can schleub my wife with the story about my broken toe to get a bit of TLC ?
by Dr. Click November 12, 2011
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Schlibbidy

A word coined by an anonymous Puerto Rican from Florida.

Noun:
Sexual intercourse or any sort of sexual conduct that involves bodily fluids. Generally used in place of the word "sex". The fluids themselves are referred to as "schlibbidy deet"

Adjective:
Synonymous and interchangeable with "cool", "great", "awesome", or any other positively reinforcing remark. Can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being sexual in nature. Using "schlibbidy deet" in this context is usually a replacement for the word "coom", indicating excitement.

Given that the word is usually used as an exclamation, it can also be used to mean literally anything depending on the context, similar to any curse word. It is, however, usually used in one of the ways listed above.
"There was a lot of schlibbidy happening at her place last night."

"I'm going to meet up with my friend tonight and get schlibbidy."

"I heard you just landed a new job! That's pretty schlibbidy! Congrats!"

*Pulls out and ejaculates a large volume of semen*
"There's schlibbidy deet everywhere!!!"
by Mr. Schlibbidy February 24, 2022
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Schlumming

When having an orgasm by using snot as a lubricant.
I am schlumming

Person 1: What did use my snot for yesterday?
Person 2: I used it to schlum all over me
by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023
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Post Nut Schlump

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.
by The Curler June 15, 2018
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schlumped

Yo Ima be extraa schlumped after doing this Precal Hw.
by K.iverson January 31, 2017
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