Schloofendonger

When two furries have sex with squirrels (furry Whores)

Look at those 2 repulsive Schloofendongers over there.

by I_Have_An_Extremely_Large_PP September 17, 2019

Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)

Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop

by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019

Schloofer

Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.

Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.

by Dr. Sauve September 23, 2020

Fondle the Schlongle

The act in which a schlongle (penis) is fondled delicately in a way that induces sexual pleasure

Her - What do you truly desire?
Him - I'd like you to... Fondle the schlongle
Her - oh yes daddy

by Schlongle January 19, 2018

schloofle

amy's word for a wierd person

!eva is a schloofle.

by jebas October 13, 2004

Schlonged

To deal one's opponent a crushing defeat. See also "shellacked."

Donald: Hillary got schlonged back in'08, believe me!

by I ain't telling!!! April 1, 2016

scaboogie

a guy who goes out with his buddies recent ex behind his buddy's back,or starts the relationship secretlythen tells his buddy.

jill dumps john.
jeff and jill start going out.
jeff asks john "hey can i borrow 20 bucks im goin on a date?"
john says "oh?sure. with who?"
jeff "uhhh..uhmm. jill.."
john "WTF! YOU SCABOOGIE, I HATE YOU!"

by RYAN M. C. October 20, 2008