Schlock Jockey

Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.

That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.

by salu1999 October 19, 2009

schlickers

if you are said to be schlickers you must be the SHIZ.

yeah i know a girl called francesca an she is schlickers

by schlickers queen August 30, 2009

get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

schlonckered

To be so tired or fucked up that your probably just dead

I was so Schlonckered last night that I woke up next to Sienna Mae

by Sienna Mae March 11, 2022

fer schnockered

When you have drank an insane amount of alcohol and are extremely drunk!

I was so fer schnockered I don't even remember how I got home!!!

by K Lou October 28, 2008

Schlenker

Noun: A versatile eating utensil, usually a spork with a jagged edge for cutting and a straw for a handle. See verb form: "to Schlenk".

1) John: "Gee, Cyndi, I am so very confused by all of the silverware at the table right now."

Cyndi: "Silly, you should have ordered a Schlenker. It would make eating a snap. And it's only $19.95 if you order now!"

John: "Now I'll be able to eat lasagna, tough steak, and chocolate pudding while drinking out of a juice box at the same time! Thanks, Schlenker!"

by ShrEnjoy August 23, 2011

Schlockumentary

When a documentary producer fails to shoot sufficient footage and the film then has to be padded out in post production with jokes, skits and irrelevant distractions.

Ironically, the dancing text messages were the best part of that Schlockumentary.

by Bloobo June 11, 2015