Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

Schlacking

Someone who is obviously pretending to be drunk and is also being very annoying in the process!

Erin is Schlacking so much!!!!

I wish Jason would stop Schlacking he looks stupid.

by cooooooob August 9, 2010

Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

Schocking

Sarcastic way of saying shocking.

1:"1+1=2 yk?"
2:"Oh WoW hOw ScHoCkInG"

by MB's bf April 13, 2022

Schmocking it

Someone who looks like spock who is jerking it.

Woww I just caught Shawn schmocking it in the bathroom wearing his blue coat.

by SCHMOCKING IT May 1, 2025

schnooking

when a guy cums in a girls mouth when she sucks his dick then she spits it in his mouth before he eats her out. also known as the cum triangle

We were schnooking for so long last night.
He's such a schnooks!
Fuck isoceles, im all about the schnooks.

by babiigurl10002 March 7, 2009

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016