schaumpton tall boy

the biggest bottle of Boone's Farm wine you can find.

"what you drinkin tonight?"
just a schaumpton tall boy

by jayfour42O December 4, 2010

Schlumpt

To pass out and take a disgustingly sweaty nap/ rest.

Friend: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
An Intellectual: I fucking schlumpt all day.

by Heat Mieser May 6, 2018

schmumched

To trap a queen.

Your dad schmumched that former queen, your majesty. The queen is dead. Long live the queen,!

by RoosterMcRoosterface May 22, 2022

Schlummer

Someone who often schlums on themself.

Peson 1: I am such a schlummer. I schlame so hard all over myself!
Person 2: Oh? I also love schlumming, but I have never tried to schlum on myself.

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

Amy Schumer Syndrome

The term that was coined by BlackLightJack in his video on Santa Inc. is when in a "adults" shows in the attempt to make the views laugh, scared and/or to make the show look more "mature" and "edgy" they added out of context scene that had the character said some slurs, out of nowhere jumpscare, out of place sexual or rape scene or blood everywhere.

Me: "Don't tell me there is some out of context sexual scene in the way to make the viewers laugh?"

"Yep this show has Amy Schumer Syndrome."

by CherubPrime January 13, 2022

Schlumpt

when you high/drunk or even sober, you lean wayyyyyy back in ya chair you just all chill

person 1: Bro are you about to fall asleep?
Schlumpt mf: nah fam just Schlumpt af

by suh bih June 5, 2016

schaumburg

a large town in northeast illinois, west of chicago. Pop. consists of over 85,000 people. Includes one of the largest (and cleanest) malls in america, (Woodfield). Most schools are taught by educators with a masters and doctorite in teaching. Places of interest: Prairie Center for the Arts, Septemberfest, and Woodfield Mall. High Schools: Schaumburg High School (home of the saxons); and James B. Conant High School (home of the cougars). Schaumburg is also named after a city that resides in Germany, so it makes sense that most of the residents are german. The happiest place on earth!

1. Yesterday I went to Schaumburg and shopped at Woodfield Mall.

2. I go to Schaumburg High School, and I run on the cross country team.

by shapplemapple November 13, 2006