Tim Shanks

a man that queefs out of his penis hole. he works at movie theaters making popcorn and he umpires baseball alot too.

Did you see that Tim Shanks at the movie theater today?

by schurthing October 10, 2011

shanks mare

mexican wheels idiom meaning to walk from old mexico

1,000 miles shanks mare and the stinking border patrol man stops me for WUI CUF ( walking under influnce & crawling under fence ). I much better off in gringo jail, nice bed, pot with handle (flush), internet, tecate, 1 ho each 5 hombre, una polo de salsa. I stay in your cuntry si.

PS amigos wtf I "huck my mare named shanks a 1,000 miles"
por favor amigos! big horse

by itichie_nocanpo June 24, 2006

Holster your shanks

A way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.

Person 1: Sorry dude, can't go to that movie. It's sold out.
Person 2: Holy shit! What the fuck? This is terrible! I can't believe this is happening! Fuck everyone!
Person: Bro! Holster your shanks!

by Haneesh March 18, 2012

spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.

"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

by bite it you scum July 8, 2005

shanks and bigfoot

the coming togethor of 2 ugly people for in-humane sexula activity

oi leroy n that hoodrat is goin off for some shanks and bigfoot

by Braydon McMullin May 10, 2003

shankstick

A person who is annoying 99.99% of the time and causes the world to crash all around him or her.

Thanks alot for screwing up my day you fuckin' shankstick.

by James R January 21, 2004

shanks

A gay teacher who also cheats at golf. One who fails to download porn properly from the internet

"Sorry girls, I'm gay. I do have a great golf handicap though (lying shanks). Shit, how the fuck does this computer work? It's got 2 million fucking viruses!!!!"

by lord nobcheese August 25, 2006