Shade Spot

(shād spõt); n

1. A well shaded location suitable for chillin' or smokin'.

2. A location which is potentially shady

Definition 1:
Rob: "it's hot out here, and I feel like smokin."

Darryl: "let's hit up shade spot, then we'll smoke and roll.

Definition 2:
Rob: "it's hot out here, and I feel like smokin."

Darryl: "we gotta find another smoke spot, this is kind of a shade spot."

by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

Schaef

To say something that you believe to be true with such conviction that you convince others you are right.

DS: the sky is blue because of the reflection off the ocean
ZR: do you know that for a fact or did you Schaef that.

by Help-u July 3, 2016

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.

by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

no shade

No offense; don't take this harshly but...

Girl, before I accept this check Imma have to your bank to make sure it can go thru--no shade.

by (0_0) April 7, 2017

shadeball

(n) A person who is so shady, they have become "shade" in physical form.

She caught Jason rifling through her purse when her back was turned. What a f--kin' shadeball!

by Spit Blood July 5, 2004

Gustav Schafer

Drummer of the famous german rock band Tokio Hotel.
He is a very quiet person. And is also a secret ninja.

Gustav Schafer is an awesome drummer

by xxmusicfreakxxx May 18, 2010

Schadenfreude

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in

Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

Straight-A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach the ending of their oscar speech!

"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

by Luke Wehner June 23, 2004