Shanon

A woman who wears an abundance of multicolor flannels.

Will say ooo if someone does something interesting.

Is addicted to Diet Coke.

Will finesse her way through any system.

Hangs around an eclectic group of individuals.

Might stare at you.

Person A: Woah, who's that mysterious cryptid with an empty stare laden with a diet coke?

Person B: Do not worry, that is a Shanon and it means no harm.

by Hippzpztzmznstrzsesquippedaliz October 20, 2021

police scanner

a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...

sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.

we use the best police scanners on our tour to keep up the band's moral.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

scaron

A person usually male with a head shaped like a turnip, generally caused by a lot of preasure when the person was pushed through the birth canal of their deformed parent

That guy has a scaron

by Bend it like me April 25, 2006

Shanonanodance

A Mystical style of spirutual dance with hoola hoops,treenuts and peanuts. One whom performs this dance is commonly know as Gibletotrons

The Gibletotron is about to perform the Shanonanodance.

Hey Fruits! Lets Shanonanodance the night away!

Whats New Pussy Cat? WHOAA WHOOAAA

by Bill+Pot=High June 11, 2006

scanortch

Strong odor producing vagina. Fishy, fecal, sour, smelling vagina. Usually containg multiple STD's. Intercourse texture is that of a bucket of water.

Anyone who came within 5 feet of Gina would agree she needed to clean her scanortch.

by Esteban Rios September 19, 2008

scanner

1. Either a deivce attached to a computer that allows it to take a picture or text from another source, and transfer it to the computer.

2. In some science fiction novels, scanners trace brain patterns, allowing the user to read ones mind.

This scanner is sucking, it can't even get the image!

I scanned his brain because I am a jerk.

by mr. pockets January 19, 2007

Shanon

when dumbasses can't spell the name Shannon for some stupid reason

*looks at Starbucks drink*
"Shanon"
Gr Mango Drgnfruit

by thisain'titchief May 8, 2019