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Muff Slush Surprise

The act of a middle aged women of a moderate weight sliding down a hill. Her pants and underwear must be off, and the hill has to have frigid temperatures and dew must still be on the ground. Upon sliding down, the dew from the hill has collected in the pubical regions of the woman's crotchal area. After obtaining the excess collection, it may be used as spread on various delicacies. Examples include bread, cakes, funnel cakes, cupcakes, cookies, muffins, bagels, salads, and sandwiches.
Mary took advantage of Jim's wedding and made her infamous "Muff Slush Surprise Upside Down Cake."
The guests loved her special topping.
by dr.stevebrule December 17, 2009
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SBLUAAARRRUUGHERV

An onomatopoeic approximation of the sound of a Swedish woman vomiting on live television.
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by blarjeeling December 3, 2009
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Slushball

A form of street ball where a deposit of mud behind the basket often leads to the ball and the players becoming covered in 'slush'.

This differs from regulation street basketball where slush is absent.
"Longy got a leg full of mud after that layup - he's probably not used to Slushball"

"Swining into the mud is an integral, but underused part of Slushball"
by The Stable Master August 5, 2012
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sklush

1. (v) To masturbate, particularly female masturbation. 2. (n) The fluids produced as a result of female masturbation.
While John was fapping, Jane decided to join in and began to sklush. Luckily she brought a towel to wipe the sklush off her thighs
by MadKat November 12, 2014
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slushie

by abbieann June 9, 2005
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slush buffalo

A very unattractive, rather large woman that inhabits largely populated areas such as clubs or bars. She usually remains unseen until she locks onto her next prey victim and overpowers them, usually because the male chosen is much smaller or very drunk. She is a soar sight, an unpleasant smell, and a very raw taste to those who have been unlucky enough to witness this shocking experience personally.
"that slush buffalo better not come near me tonight, her gutter rat friend already nabbed Dave"
by Muzbooze August 28, 2009
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Shlushka

Similar to bliad' from Russian origin. Means slut or whore.
Ah ty, griaznaya shlushka - translated to: you dirty slut
by ivames July 4, 2010
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